Your little girl (6) setting the dinner table for you as a surprise (at 3pm). Pure Elation.
Finding out the use of the plastic bowls in the place setting is for barfing: Priceless.
While at the dinner table....
(bbbuuuuuuurrrrrrrp!)
Slight wave of his little hand fanning the smell from infront of his mouth.
You know why I do that, Mommy?
Because it's stinky?
No, because its good manners.
Hmmm....?