Most families (huge assumption here, humor me people) keep magazines/newspapers for their preferred bathroom reading material. My daughter has given me a unique reading option:
She's seven, Friends. Way beyond the age of knowing better. What she wasn't thinking through at the time of this crime was the ability to blame the crime on another (AKA "Little Brother") who might not know better. What gave her away as the culprit was the legible sentence. Tsk.
"all of the peiple." I'm holding out on this being the starting sentence of a best seller some day. When it does, I'll send you an autographed copy by the author - I'll have connections!