Ima tired of all the lame knock knock jokes!
I'm not kidding, people. Happy Girl borrowed a knock knock joke book from school this week. They're painful. But it gets worse when the Happy Kiddos try and make up their own knock knocks. For example,Knock, knock. Who's there? Toast. Toast who? Toast is yummy. (insert
manufactured laugh by Happy Mom here)
See what I mean?
However, they are the funniest when they're not even trying. Like this morning. Happy Boy found an old tub of stuffed animals and they were sifting through them. Happy Boy pulled out a rhino beanie and said,
Look! It's the rhinoceros. I call him Nocee. (pronounced: Nazi)
You know, like rhiNOCeros with the cutie "ee" at the end. Yeah. Funny.
But then Happy Girl took it to an even funnier level by pulling out the turtle beanie and saying,Here's my turtle! I call him Turdy.
So who needs knock knock jokes when you have a 7 and a 4 year old?
2 Comments:
I about snorted my coffee through my nose on that one! Nazi and Turdy sound like quite the pair. Some might say that Nazi's ARE Turdy's. ;-)
By
Addie, at 11:42 AM
I debated titling the post "The Nazi Turd" or even the "Turdy Nazi" but I just wasn't sure I wanted that type of traffic on my site. hehe.
By
Rebekah, at 1:15 PM
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